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100% cotton

fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

taped neck and shoulders

double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

machine wash cold, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.

tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

do not dry clean.

for US orders, please allow 2-5 business days for order processing and verification with an additional 3-4 business days for delivery.

for international orders, please allow 2-5 business days for order processing and verification with an additional 5-20 business days for delivery.